The Jigglypuff Story

The Jigglypuff Story
Once upon a time there was a young boy named Jigglypuff.  Jigglypuff was 100 years old and lived in Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff.  While walking home from school one day, a Pink Jigglypuff jumped out from behind a Jigglypuff and tackled Jigglypuff to the ground.  But just when he was about to let out a scream for help, Jigglypuff realized that the Pink Jigglypuff was only licking his face, not trying to bite it off.  At that moment, Jigglypuff decided to keep the Pink Jigglypuff as a pet.  And on the way home he decided to name his pet Pink Jigglypuff ''Jigglypuff.''
When Jigglypuff and his new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch?  That's right, it was Jigglypuff's mother, Jigglypuff.  And boy was she surprised to see a Pink Jigglypuff following Jigglypuff into the yard!  ''What in world is that?'' shouted Jigglypuff.  ''It's a Pink Jigglypuff,'' answered Jigglypuff.  ''Dah, I can see that, Jigglypuff, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said Jigglypuff.  ''It's my new pet!'' answered Jigglypuff.  ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked Jigglypuff.  ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates Pink Jigglypuffs.  But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.''  And with that Jigglypuff grabbed Jigglypuff by the scruff of the neck and led his new pet into the house--even though he knew his father was probably going to dissaprove.
Once in the house, Jigglypuff and Jigglypuff played and played, that is until Jigglypuff's favorite television show, ''Jigglypuff,'' started.  At that point Jigglypuff forgot all about Jigglypuff having an unsupervised run of the house.  That is until half way through ''Jigglypuff,'' when Jigglypuff was brought back to reality when he heard his father shout, ''Jigglypuff!!  Jigglypuff! Get your Jigglypuff in the Jigglypuff...NOW!!''  With that Jigglypuff rushed into the Jigglypuff to see what all the fuss was about.  When he entered the Jigglypuff, there stood his father, Jigglypuff, pointing toward the Jigglypuff.  ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked his father.  Then, as Jigglypuff followed his father's finger to where it was pointing, he instantly knew what his father was so upset about.  There, smack dab in the middle of the Jigglypuff, was the biggest pile of Jigglypuff doo-doo he had ever seen!  ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said Jigglypuff.  ''But you had better get it cleaned up now!  And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!''  Well, knowing his father as well as he did, Jigglypuff knew there was no sense even asking his father if he could keep Jigglypuff for a pet.  So without hesitation, Jigglypuff set out to find where Jigglypuff was hiding.  After a few minutes of looking, Jigglypuff discovered Jigglypuff crouched beneath the table that Jigglypuff did his Jigglypuff on.  ''Come on, Jigglypuff, it's time to find you a new home.  And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the Jigglypuff!'' scolded Jigglypuff.  ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet Jigglypuff!!  And with that Jigglypuff led Jigglypuff out of the house and down to the local Jigglypuff.
They had a pet section and Jigglypuff knew the owner would find Jigglypuff a good home.  So after saying good-bye to Jigglypuff, and thanking the owner of Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff walked backed home and attempted to dround his sorrows by slamming down a half dozen Jigglypuffs.  But Jigglypuff's pitty party came to an abrupt end when his father reminded him about the mess he had neglected to clean up.  And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Jigglypuff suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on.  The End.